Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Introducing Squirmy G

MLBDaddy would like to introduce a new rappa on the scene who can break it down straight up gangsta like no other. Here is a shot of Squirmy G warming up his vocals with a little ballin before spittin mad game on his Fischer Price mic.



Hours of hard work have led to Squirmy G's debut album, the lyrics of which will be shared on this blog over the next few months. Let's kick it off with this hot track... a remix of Soulja Boy. Enjoy!!

Squirmy Boy by Squirmy G
(whooooooooooo!!!)

Squirmy boy tell em

ayy i got this new dance fo yall called tha Squirmy Boy

(whooooooooooo!!!)

u gotta potty den smile back 3 times at your momma

(aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh whooooooooooo!!!)

Squirmy Boy up In it (oh)
Watch Me Squirm It
Watch Me Crawl
Watch Me Soak Dat Squirmy Boy
den Super Soak Dat (oh)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)

Squirmy Boy up In dis diapy
Watch Me Soak It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Soak Dat Squirmy Boy
den Super Soak Dat diapy
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)

Squirmy Boy up In dis diapy
Watch Me crawl in just one sock
Super Soak Dat Diapy
Then take me to my changing dock
Super Fresh, Now Wash my blocks
Gigglin' On dem Hatas Mane
When I Do Dat Squirmy Boy
I Lean out my crib and Squirm Dat Thang
(Now whooooooooooo!!!)
I'm Gigglin' on yo Torii baby
And If We Get To Fightin
Den im Pullin' on yo tail
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Soak It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
I Got Me Some Onezies

Squirmy Boy up In dis diapy
Watch Me Soak It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Soak Dat Squirmy Boy
den Super Soak Dat diapy
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)

Squirmy Boy up In dis diapy
Watch Me Soak It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Soak Dat Squirmy Boy
den Super Soak Dat diapy
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)

I'm Bouncin In Ma Jumperoo
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Diapy
I'm a Pass It To gram ma
Then she Gon scoop me up fa sho
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Squirmy Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At Ma Baby Fat
Sayin' he's the cutest man (man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Squirm (Squirm)
Soak'N through (Soak'N through)
Nope,You Can't Do It Like Me
So Don't Do It Like Me
Folks, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Diapy Was Ugly

Squirmy Boy up In dis diapy
Watch Me Soak It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Soak Dat Squirmy Boy
den Super Soak Dat diapy
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)

Squirmy Boy up In dis diapy
Watch Me Soak It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Soak Dat Squirmy Boy
den Super Soak Dat diapy
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)
Now watch me whooooooooooo!!!
(Soak Dat Squirmy Boy)

im too clean off in dis crib
Watch me soak it watch me roll
Watch me poo dis Pamper den supa soak dat diapy(whooooooooooo!!!)
supa soak dat diapy(supa soak dat diapy)
supa soak dat diapy(supa soak dat diapy)
supa soak dat diapy(supa soak dat diapy)
supa soak dat diapy(supa soak dat diapy)

6 comments:

jessica said...

niiiiiice photoshop work. ha ha!

beanski said...

It has been proven that you are losing your mind by not having any work to do.

Mel said...

This is hilarious!!! You'll hit the big time, in no time!!!

Anonymous said...

Poor MLB! Does he have a chance with a daddy like thee???

Anonymous said...

Absolutely wonderful!

Anonymous said...

i think you missed your calling.