Jags, Zippys, & Yahoos

MLBDaddy has decided it's time to define 3 words that may be used often on this blog, they are... 1) Jags, 2) Zippys, and 3) Yahoos. Depending on where you look or who you ask, you could probably come up with several definitons for the aforementioned categories. MLBDaddy's definitions are as follows...

A Jag is someone who thinks of themself as special, generally is arrogant and selfish, and possibly went to a school like Duluth East where cake-like behavior is generally acceptable. Typically these people are very irritating to others in social situations. Depending on their degree of 'jagedness' they are either completely aware or completely unware that their behavior rubs others the wrong way. Most Jags actually have a decent chance of being likeable, although few ever let go of the "game winner" they scored back in '97 or how they "drank courvoisier" at Gma's, with Snoop Dogg, after his concert at the DECC. Jags surround themselves with people who think they are cool, like other Jags.

MLBDaddy's examples of Famous Jags: This guy, This guy, and thanks to Michael Rand (Not a Jag) for this lovely photo of them together.

Zippys more often than not have one or less friends. The definition of a Zippy is someone that tries to be cool at all hours of the day and puts maximum effort into this quest, but knows deep down that it's just not going to happen. They would never openly admit that it won't happen, and they will continually try to make it happen, but I, you, and they know it won't. Zippys are always the first to offer advice because obviously, they know everything. They know where to get the best lobster linguini in town. If you need to perform open heart surgery on a loved one in the middle of nowhere and all you have is a phone, call a Zippy, cause they can walk ya through it step by step. If you ever need someone to help clean out the outhouse, just tell a Zippy when to show up. A Zippy will do anything for someone they want to be friends with. Anything.

MLBDaddy's examples of Famous Zippys: This Guy, This Guy,and This Chick.

Yahoos just dont get it. They are generally clueless morons who are incapable of meeting even the most basic of human challenges. If their loved ones complain about their snoring, they will sleep in their car, in a random parking lot, with the engine running all night. (Gotta stay warm.) Yahoos have a sort of backwards mentality on their approach to life. For example, let's say a Yahoo is down to $50 left in his or her weekly budget. Faced with the choice of buying a pile of booze, cigarettes and washable tatoos OR buying baby food and diapers for their child, a Yahoo would choose the PBR, smokes, and body art and never really think twice about it.

MLBDaddy's examples of Famous Yahoos: This Guy, This Chick, and This Guy.

So there you have it. I'm thinking about nominating a Jag, Zippy, or Yahoo (JZY) Of the Month as a regular post on this blog. Is this a good idea? There are plenty of people out there I could classify as a Jag, Zippy, or Yahoo. The problem is that I don't want to bring any of my readers into a world of negativity. So lets put this to a vote. Should I post a JZY of the Month each and every month in 2008? If you like the idea, you may feel free to nominate a JYZ of the month as well.

Also, if you would like to leave a word in the comments and have MLBDaddy give his definition of the word, MLBDaddy will formulate a post based on these words.

Example word: Toolshed MLBDaddy's Definition of Toolshed: A toolshed is a male who thinks he is the bomb, tells people he is the bomb, but in reality is the complete opposite of the bomb. A toolshed can also be defined as a place where tools go to hang out together.

Coming up tomorrow... A Wednesday What's Cooler! Buh Bye.